Design Quickie: Bitch, Où? (Sticker)

I made a friend on Twitter who is de Montréal.

My username is @parlerfranglais…which, in terrible, made up French means “speaks Frenglish”. And then, I did exactly what my username says: I spoke Frenglish with her.

But it’s OK—although she titled herself a Montréal bitch, her French is a little questionable as well. She much prefers to parler anglais (I know, I didn’t conjugate “parler”. De rien), so for a small bit, we sat on either end of our connection, typing out really bad French to each other.

And then, we went back to parler-ing anglais.

But one day, she tweeted about being ugly (I kid you not), to which I replied, “I’m ugly every day.” To which she replied, “Bitch, OÙ?”

For my non-Francophones/non-parlerfranglais-ers, “où” is French for “where”.

Bitch, where?

I laughed a little too hard at it, and told her, “I’m going to make that into a sticker.”

And so I did.

Well.

It’s designed. It hasn’t yet been printed, but once it is, there will be an update!

P.S. Look at it fast enough, and it’ll look like, bitch, oui? “Oui” is French for “yes”. Basically, it will always be franglais.

Design Quickies: This is NOT My City (Album Cover)

My younger cousin is intelligent as hell, funny, witty, and 100% her own person. She has her BS (no jokes, please) in Architectural Preservation from TU (what, what) and is working on her MS in Library and Information Science at DU. She’s awesome.

With that said, she also has some of the most quotable one-liners known to man.

One Christmastime (I guarantee it was last year), my boyfriend, and two cousins took a trip out to Bethlehem, PA to visit the annual Christkindlmarkt over in Christmas City. On the way to and from, Yenny kept firing off these phrases that were responses to things we were talking, about, but totally left of center, yet completely on brand. It got so funny with what she was spewing out, I started a new page of notes on my phone just for those sentences.

I said aloud, “Yen, all of these sound like song titles. This can be an EP.” We all laughed about it, and of course she questioned me as she always does. To be fair, though, some of these titles are not things that have physically spilled out of her mouth, but are definitely things she wouldn’t hesitate to say or that relate to her quite well.

WELL, almost a year later, I finally got around to making it happen. Now, this is entirely an inside joke, and for Christmas, to celebrate the “one year anniversary” of these quotes, my boyfriend suggested we get the album cover printed as an LP and instead of a record inside, create a photo album just for her. I think it’s a smashing idea!

I sent a screenshot of the front and back covers to her older sister, who was in the car (she was driving!) when all of this took place and she got a kick out of it. Even told me she’d have to nudge her sister to pre-order it. ;)

Elements:

  1. Photo of Yen - taken by me at 2018 Wawa Welcome America Party on the Parkway, Philadelphia, PA

  2. Alley stock photo found on Google

  3. Typefaces used: Rock Salt, Myriad

  4. FBI Anti-Piracy Warning logo (downloaded as SVG from Brands of the World)

  5. Republic Records logo (downloaded from Google)

  6. Parental Advisory logo (downloaded from Google)

Time taken: 2 hours

Programs: Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop

Poster: Alpina B7

Project: Serif Vs. Sans Serif Effectiveness in Advertising
Type: School Project
Class: ADV5503 Persuasion and the Marketplace
Photographer: Kevin Nguyen (Photos used with permission.)

Two posters designed for an experiment to determine whether serif or sans serif typefaces are more efficient and effective in eliciting positive emotions in print advertisements. The subject of these posters is one of four; only two were present in the experiment.

Each set of posters were set in both serif and sans serif type (one family each) with varying weights.

Welcome to Animal Crossing

330+ hours later, today, I have a 5-star island, am quickly learning all of the hundreds of villagers’ names in the game, getting upset over people plucking my flowers without permission, and eagerly awaiting the next big update, which promises us crops, from what I gather.

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Design Quickie: Last Minute Business Cards (Real Life Application)

While texting a fellow classmate/friend about tomorrow’s career fair, I asked her if she needed me to print anything out for her: portfolio, resume, etc. She said she has all of that, so she’s good. I reminded her, “Don’t forget your business cards!” This was assuming she had at least gotten ones from the school of business when they were offered to us last semester. “I don’t have any!”

Feeling like business cards are important, I asked her, “Do you want me to whip up some quick ones for tomorrow?” She gratefully accepted and I decided that for today, this would be my design quickie. I had to raid my stash of papers and stocks to see if I had any white cardstock. Unfortunately, I only had light gray, and because I have a 6-cartridge photo printer that does not employ white ink, gray was not an option. However, I did have a pad of bristol vellum. Although it’s textured and not ideal for inkjet printing, it was the best I could do with short notice. I pulled out that pad, a cutting mat, my light tablet, my last pack of Letratac and a box of laminating sheets.

The front selections for Jojo’s business cards.

The front selections for Jojo’s business cards.

I went to work on these cards, keeping in mind what I did for her writing portfolio—she used gray, black and red. Although red can be beautiful, I felt like it would have been too strong of an accent color here, so I just went on with grays and black. When i finished a selection of three fronts and three backs, I emailed her a screenshot of her selections and let her pick. She liked “1 and 2”, so that’s what we went with.

I had her confirm her information was correct and went to work printing. The ink did just as I thought it would: it bled a little bit and the texture of the paper made the ink look spotty. It didn’t look terrible, but it didn’t look as good as it would have on a smooth, coated paper. An option I had would have been to print the faces on presentation paper, then adhere it to the bristol, laminate, then cut. However, I felt like for a quick, last-minute project, that would have been a bit extra.

Of course, my printer decided that it would not listen to my computer’s settings and print these sheets double sided, thus rendering more work for me in assembly. No worries. I printed the first set on two separate sheets, forgetting that I could just flip the sheet, re-feed it and it would be A-OK.

I took paper tape—you know, the kind you buy at Walgreens in the bandage section—and after using my overhead snake-neck lamp to put the sheets together and line them up, taped the sheets together on one end like a hinge and attempted to apply the Letratac to the back of one sheet.

I learned the hard way that my Letratac is so old, it doesn’t work as well as it would have ten years ago, brand new. Luckily, I had Tombow adhesive dots in that little pink handheld doodad and, with the help of my light tablet, applied adhesive on the backs of the cards, around the perimeters and then in the middles for reinforcement. I closed the papers onto each other, and decided it would be safer for me to hand cut these rather than use the guillotine for fear of squishing the ends.

I hand-applied the laminate to both sides of these now two-ply cards and began to cut them out by hand.

48 plus cuts later, the first dozen was done. For the second set, I decided to flip the paper this time for printing, which allowed me to have single-ply cards, and to cut down production time on them. Print, laminate, cut, done.

I’m pretty happy with how they came out for a quick 10-minute design and hour long assembly process. They’re not professional and if I had my way, I would have had a better stock of paper to choose from, as well as a printer with a heater so the bleeding would be minimal, but alas here we are. I worked with what I had, and after a few photos were sent, my classmate/friend is a happy camper and now she has 24 business cards to pass out at the fair tomorrow.