Design Quickie: Certified Potato (Sticker)

I’m not sure who, when, where, or why the term “potato” became synonymous with a person who views themself as plain/boring/ugly/whatever, but I’m here for it.

And to show my pride as a potato myself, I designed this sticker that reads: “Certified Potato”.

Don’t worry—all of my future blog posts will not be just sticker designs and silly things. I do have some actual work waiting to come out of the pipeline (final stretch, you know?), mostly logo design with some layout stuff mixed in. It’s coming, I promise.

Design Quickie: What Thit HEO?! (Sticker)

EDIT: Stickers are now available for purchase!

I grew up in a bilingual household. My mom is originally from Vietnam and speaks, well, Vietnamese. My (late) dad was born and raised in Philly and spoke Philadelphese—you know, stoop, crick, wooder, hoagie. All dem jawns.

On my mom’s side, all of the ladies speak with poise. Their English may not be that great, but they try and I can understand each of them quite well. The men, on the other hand, also try, but they try hard. So hard, in fact, they also learned to speak Philadelphese…ish.

This sticker design, which makes me laugh heartily every time I say it aloud, is an homage to my Vietnamese uncles and any other AZN bad boy who always lets one slip when the time’s right: WHA THIT HEO?!

So, unless you’re familiar with what any sort of Asian accent sounds like (I’m really nodding my head at Vietnamese and Chinese), then these words won’t make sense.

I’ll break it down:

• Wha = what

• Thit = the/tha (if you also speak Philadelphese) (FUN FACT: “thit” as a Vietnamese word means “meat”.)

• Heo = H-E-double-hockey-sticks, hell

what•thit•HEO?!

Design Quickie: Bitch, Où? (Sticker)

I made a friend on Twitter who is de Montréal.

My username is @parlerfranglais…which, in terrible, made up French means “speaks Frenglish”. And then, I did exactly what my username says: I spoke Frenglish with her.

But it’s OK—although she titled herself a Montréal bitch, her French is a little questionable as well. She much prefers to parler anglais (I know, I didn’t conjugate “parler”. De rien), so for a small bit, we sat on either end of our connection, typing out really bad French to each other.

And then, we went back to parler-ing anglais.

But one day, she tweeted about being ugly (I kid you not), to which I replied, “I’m ugly every day.” To which she replied, “Bitch, OÙ?”

For my non-Francophones/non-parlerfranglais-ers, “où” is French for “where”.

Bitch, where?

I laughed a little too hard at it, and told her, “I’m going to make that into a sticker.”

And so I did.

Well.

It’s designed. It hasn’t yet been printed, but once it is, there will be an update!

P.S. Look at it fast enough, and it’ll look like, bitch, oui? “Oui” is French for “yes”. Basically, it will always be franglais.